minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
I'm so tired of 'looking good'. I wanna shamble about on all fours like a beast
gonna hack off my hair with a pair of shitty children's safety scissors and wear a bath robe tied around my hips with my tits out and hike up a mountain with a sack full of wool blankets and dried apple slices till I die of exposure like God intended
chief justice neuvillette
modern arlecchino for no reason
The most pathetic little arms on this fellar
I support him.
well that's a relief since obviously those absolutely dogshit biceps won't
(via Blednaya)
(via Blednaya)
putting my american mutuals in a safe enclosure with their favourite food (big milkshake and burger) and plenty of enrichment (rock and roll disc) and the rest of the mutuals stare down at them like wow........they love bruce springsteen so much..........
she's just a girl and she's on fiiireeee
